Posted by: Mark | May 5, 2017

Half a Worm

That’s the answer to the fourth grade joke:  what’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What’s worse than finding a bunch of new baby gerbils?

Finding the parents flipped their exercise wheel across the cage onto the baby’s nest like a gruesome Ferris wheel accident at a cheap carnival.

It keeps the need for new cages down but I have to wonder how it landed exactly on the nest. The parents couldn’t have planned it, I hope. Maybe I should start buying them gourmet food.


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