My mother-in-law is just as convinced that Donald Trump is the new messiah as she is that O.J. was innocent (I guess I’m the same way but in the opposite direction).
Her latest is that King George III was secretly Jack the Ripper. Of course, George died in 1820 and Jack didn’t strike until 1888. (She isn’t mistaking him for another Royal–she thinks he killed prostitutes because he was upset over losing the Revolution.)
So how’d he do it? Secret passages.