Posted by: Mark | April 2, 2017

Would a Zombie’s Penis Fall Off?

The Zombie Research Society addressed one of the vital questions that keeps us all up at night.

A factor they didn’t consider is the effect of the zombie wearing pants. Exposed, it might be the target of vultures or raccoons, but in pants, bacteria and maggots might be worse.

This might be why most zombie porn features female zombies.

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