Posted by: Mark | October 30, 2015

Don’t Quit Your Day Jobs

As part of movie analysis, I asked my class to write down a favorite joke. Here are the funnier ones:

What do you call a hooker’s fart? A prosti-toot.

Yo momma so fat Dora couldn’t even explore her. (Probably the best)

Yo momma so old her first car was a T-rex.

Yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said, “To be continued.”

 

I’m hoping that the last class has some A material.

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