Posted by: Mark | December 23, 2014

Proud to be Human

Logically, I know there are species of parasites that infest a host with eggs that hatch and eat the host alive from the inside. There’s that horrible fish that will swim up your penis and lodge itself in. There’s all sort of nasty critters but now I’m feeling superior to hamsters.

I’d thought that I’d separated the males and females from the last litter but my ham-dar isn’t up to snuff. Two of the brothers were doing what would be considered right out for humans to their sister. I moved her to a new home but not before I noticed that the brothers hadn’t bothered to empty their food from their cheek pouches.

Now that is tacky.


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