Posted by: Mark | November 7, 2014

Masked Streakers on Campus

Professor vs. masked streakers.

Why can’t things like this happen to me? You hear stories about universities with half-forgotten experiments of mutating humans into fish creatures, of old college storage lofts with the remains of Antarctic expeditions that still emit growls and moans, of odd glowing metal that grants visions of a world under a different sun, and of masked streakers disrupting classes.

What have I got?

A bunch of old filing cabinets full of napkins and old ketchup packets. Maybe I’ll check the cabinets again to see if there’s a naked person in one.

 

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